I had to mass erase all the old texts on my phone the other day because it was getting too slow to function, but I made sure to read through the ones I had purposely saved before doing so. Here are some gems:
"When were you being attacked by a winged beast?"
"NYC calls in national guard to contain mobs of CP fans"
"I am now owner of Ithaca Beer"
"Fuck! I just took Nyquil"
"Start a riot!"
"You're just like Jim...just like your personality"
"Mark, give me your pants"
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You ever hear the voicemail Dave left you in December when we tried to perform a seance (say-ahnce) to get you to hang with us?
ReplyDeleteYes I did...seemed like there was some alcohol involved... if that made it in text form it might have made the list.
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