Kick (really Shoot, Stab, and Slice) Ass

Just say Kick Ass at the dollar movie theater (word to 75 cent Tuesdays)
I was expecting an entertaining funny teen movie about an over zeleous guy who ends up with a cute girl. Instead it had an over zelous guy who ends up with a cute girl while an insane father daughter duo brutally masacre any and all bad guys in sight. It didn't turn out to be bad because of this, but definitely unexpected. Interesting highlights included:

-An man exploding in a giant lumber microwave (anyone know if this seriously exists?)

-Guy gets girl and proceeds to go straight to the boobs

-McLovin'

All in all, in combined Mystery Men with Sin City. Fitty, you've probably already seen this but if you haven't you need to go out and rent it.